The Flying Pork Apparel Co.

Ray Gun tee.

Lasers, man!  This here tee was inspired by the cheesiest of sci-fi technology.  An ode to all of the modulators, transmutilators, and exmogrifiers out there in space.  We don't know what they do, but they look cool on these heather grey poly/cotton blend shirts.  Very soft, and very comfortable.  Arm yourself... you'll be glad you did.  Pew-pew!

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