Nothing short of baffling... and inconsistent. Bill Shakespeare took the high road, but us modern humans had other ideas. Regardless, feel free to enlighten the world with this etymological conundrum and don one of these poly/cotton blend tees emblazoned with this stretchy silver vinyl design. There's a deep heather green unisex crewneck option, a more shapely heather purple v-neck for the fairer sex, and then a flattering heather purple racerback tank. Check the size charts to get the right fit. Discuss!