Just spoof it. Folks will look twice when you wear one of these black 100% cotton garments around town, whether you go with the straight-up crewneck look with light blue Like design, or opt for one of the girly pink design options on a v-neck tee or racerback tank. If you're wondering about how these garments measure up to your particular measurements, check the size charts in the home page pull-down menus. Swoosh!