You eat it for breakfast, lunch and supper. No amount of separation from your fellow human will break your stride. This shirt is for you... printed on a super-comfy heather blue poly/cotton blend crewneck for startsies, and also made available in a form-fitted v-neck style for lady-humans out there. You might relish all of this time alone, but maybe put some clothes on, eh? Check the size charts up there in the menu to get just the right fit. Only the lonelly.