Over here. Some folk love the attention. This shirt will help maximize the amount you get... not that you need it. Printed on a super-soft poly/cotton blend heather grey crewneck by default, but also on a more form-fitted charcoal grey v-neck or racerback tank for those of the fairer sex. Feel free to check out the size charts on the home page to see how this garment jibes with your reality. Achtung!