That's what we uttered aloud when this idea came together for the folks at Dept. of Creative. They do ideas and stuff, but you knew that. Wear this garment around and let the other earthlings know this important truth. Don't fret... you'll be comfortable in this poly/cotton blended tee that features a crewneck for both unisex and women's styles, but the gals will get a more contoured look. Available in heather grey, or a steely heather blue. Check our size charts in the home page pull-downs if you'd like to ensure a good fit. Now there's an idea.