It'll be like you were there.
You remember... those nights at the Trash Bar? This here shirt is inspired by the the unassuming flyer shown at 00:41:30 of the delightful movie The History of Future Folk
(see Netflix). Emblazoned onto a black shirt and weathered to look like an old, beat-up rock show tee from that merch booth... you know the one. Male earthlings get a cotton crewneck, and the lady earthlings get a cotton v-neck thing going on. Either way, everyone will know you have a very respectable and eclectic taste in music. See you at the Trash Bar, Hondonians.