It'll be like you were there.  You remember... those nights at the Trash Bar?  This here shirt is inspired by the the unassuming flyer shown at 00:41:30 of the delightful movie The History of Future Folk (see Netflix).  Emblazoned onto a black shirt and weathered to look like an old, beat-up rock show tee from that merch booth... you know the one.  Male earthlings get a cotton crewneck, and the lady earthlings get a cotton v-neck thing going on.  Either way, everyone will know you have a very respectable and eclectic taste in music.  See you at the Trash Bar, Hondonians.